Phew. First off FUCK THAT NOT GETTING TO MAKE COMICS BULLSHIT! Water pipes be damned–Vehicle problems be damned! I’m back on the job!! Let’s get right to it! I got comics ta make!!

Rodney returns to Earth to discover Paige was overwhelmed at the awful realization–The Shelf is gone forever!

Rodney doesn’t quite follow, but Paige spells it out for him:

Boomer didn’t find the Shelf in the after life because he was never truly alive!

Paige struggles with this concept though. The Shelf LIVED! AND LOVED LIFE!

He seemed so alive to her.

In fact though he was merely a nazi super weapon that just happened to reject their goals and philosophies.

It was a fluke that could never be repeated.

What’s more the Shelf made Paige swear to never try to bring him back if something happened…

However Paige cannot let it go!

If anything can truly happen then surely Rodney can save the Shelf!

But Rodney replies with an obvious look of extreme distress—-

He can’t!

UP NEXT: IMPOSSIBLE!