Dornail arrives on Destiny Island and is greeted by a pretty welcoming Lordess Gorge!

But Dornail RESISTS!

He can’t indulge in this EVIL pussy! Think of all the GOOD pussy he’d be letting down?!

Dornail slams the Vampire God into the ground and proclaims:

He’s avertin’ apocalypse! Not pervertin’ a crotch’s lips!

Suddenly Mawful (Lordess Gorge’s familiar) plummets from above!!

The familiar is wielding Mr. Bastard’s legendary vampire slayer–THE INVINCIBLE MR. BEST SWORD!

Dornail manages to dodge and Mawful plunges the sword UNCOMFORTABLY CLOSE to Lordess Gorge’s wimmin bits.

Gorge scolds Mawful for his stupidity while Dornail makes his way to his feet again.

For a vampire god to be holding that legendary sword it’s an insult to Mr. Bastard!!

Dornail demands Gorge fork it over RIGHT NOW!

UP NEXT: GORGE AND THE SWORD