Rodney flings open the box to discover—

Rodney fist mittens! When you hit things the speakers in the wrists make smashing sound effects!

He’s VERY excited for these. They even made special HUGE ones that he can wear!

He’s always wanted to have giant fists like his.

Dornail (perhaps a bit jealous) offers his own fist up to Rodney’s face as he sees Rodney is quite fond of fists.

Rodney in turn tries out the new merch on Dornail.

Dornail fires back with a fully equipped assault of his own.

Rodney escalates the merch fight to it’s logical conclusion.

Bonnie looks on in disgust.

UP NEXT: Well… we’re done here…