Rodney can’t believe the merchandise and research division ┬ámanaged to cure all incurable disease and eliminate homelessness!

He offers to kick the ass of someone for them, but Dornail knows that’s an inappropriate celebration considering this has changed the course of human history.

His celebration?

PIZZA AN’ WHORES FOR ALL!

He pounds the pizza and whore’s button releasing whores with pizza guns into the merch and research divisions.

Bonnie questions whether that was really the best celebration..

Dornail has a back up plan! Escorts and Escargot! (just a button press away no less)

When Rodney interrupts their interaction by discovering something he wasn’t meant to see…

UP NEXT: Rodney wasn’t meant to see…..