First thing: SORRY I’M LATE! To be honest Dornail’s “Who am I?” speech was extremely lame and generic and I decided to punch it up. This is the moment Eye God learns who he’s really up against and I wanted Dornail to really bring it. ANYWAY—

Eye God, shocked that he wasn’t in full control of Dornail reveals he is powerful enough to control an entire planet and drops a FULL PLANETS WORTH of mind control on Dornail.

However it’s TOTALLY WORTHLESS AND WE ALL KNOW WHY!! THE C.O.C.K.S. !!!!

Dornail smashes the two Eye God Micro’s that were flying around him and stands up to let Eye God know who he’s dealing with!!! One of THE MOST DANGEROUS SECRETS IN THE UNIVERSE!! According to Dornail there’s no way Eye God’s ever going to be able to control him… but…

Eye God is UTTERLY AMUSED. This bluff’s far too outlandish to be true!! And even if it were true then he’s in a good spot since he controls RODNEYE!

But Dornail let’s old cyclops have it! He thinks Eye God is full of shit since the occulair has been used for nothing but mind games since he got there. Furthermore..

There’s something Eye GOD doesn’t know about RODNEY!!

UP NEXT: THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT RODNEY!