None of that can stop Rodney, not even Kingorilla’s launching fist action. I’m sure that 500 ways to kick 500 asses is just a fraction of the number of ways that Rodney can kick ass!
Also, we love the comic but you gotta get more sleep, man.
Rodney’s not good at fractions… but he is good at fractures!! So at least he’s got that going for him. As for sleep… I’ve heard it’s awesome. But I live my dream when I make my comic!! So it’s a tough call, right? (just kidding.. I LOVE SLEEP. I got 8 hrs of it last night and feel AMAZING!! Don’t abuse your body like I do folks. It’s bad for you!)
Wondered what smokey patches was staring at … Doornail puts Gandalf to shame.
Gandalf!? He puts Merlin, Gandalf and Elminster to shame equally and sexually.
I mean, really, guy gots the jimmies man. And they ain’t rustled.
Ya gotta think wizard sex is probably alot like the wizard’s duel from disney’s sword in the stone. Only sexy!! Shape changing. Size increasing! All kinds of crazy shit!!!
I never thought I would agree with a phrase that includes Disney and sex in the same sentence, but truer words have never been spoken.
You know you have to make a villain out of that now, right? Dornail therefore have to fight for the position of best in the realm of fuck-fu.
His magic dragon puff is gettin’ naughty with a smokin’ hottie!! Smoke smokin’ hottie.. smokey hottie !? I.. I’m gonna lay down now… (head hurts). Also as long as the lord of the ring movies are, I’d buy an even MORE EXTENDED version if they’d include scenes of gandalf blowing smoke vapors that looked like him having sex with his enemies girlfriends. Then again.. who was his enemy!? Sauramon? Gotta imagine his old lady is literally an old lady. Golum? Yech.. don’t wanna imagine a female Golum. Giant evil eye in the sky? HAW… that might be funny! Yeah… I’d pay for that!!
RODNEY’S RAGIN’ FOR A RUMBLE! WOOO! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
Also: The stuff getting chucked at Rodney is AWESOME! A dildo… a roller skate… poo… a lit cigarette.. a spatula… a mouse in an army hat… a whipped cream pie… LOL!! Great page, Raven!
It’s hard to see at this resolution but you also have a rubber band (near kingorilla’s face), all of the ninja turtles weapons (save leonardo for no real reason), earthworm jim’s gun, a remote control airplane, little mac’s boxing glove, a phiranna, and a thumb tack!
I especially like Rodney’s middle rage face in panel 4! Also I’m glad I took a second look a that last panel to notice all those amusing hidden gems (like smoking hottie’s contribution).
The only hitch to this will be trying to get Rodney to eventually give up his ranking once he’s got one
Oh Dornail, you cad :V
When i draw the page sometimes they start as doodles.. the first thing I drew up was the panting rage face. LOL I knew I had to include it! Also see the list above for more info on the easter eggs!! SHARP deduction that the cigarette is INDEED smoking hottie’s !! Lastly, Kingorilla had no idea how BAD it was to bring up the Battle Royale. That’s like puttin’ coke on the upper lip of Tony Montana and expecting him to breath through his mouth!!
That lady sure likes nicotine
Hey new comment system. The old one was broke so I didn’t comment for a while, but I’ve still been reading.
Hey there!! Glad to see you back since your feedback played a large part in implementing Disqus. I was on the fence about it, but now I’m truly madly deeply balls DEEP in love with it. As much love for a commenting system as is natural.
The love that dare not speak it’s name… an unnatural union between a man and a distributed software comment engine…
It’s a dick…tive! Love it!
I’ve always wondered what floated the boats of guys that liked to see ladies smoke. But after trying to come up with dialogue for that it’s pretty evident that smoking and blow jobs are a match made in heaven. Guess that’s why they call it “smokin’ pole”
Sooooo many awesome bits on this page!
Greatest Rodney laugh EVER!
A rat in a spiky army helmet!
Smoking Hottie may actually be considering Dornail’s offer…?
It could happen…! Maybe.
You know.. she clearly doesn’t care about her body. LOL So ummmmmm maybe!?
See I would have thought Kingorilla would have flinged poop but he’s clearly just a guy in a gorilla suit. Dornail’s tail in the first panel is the real clutch move. I like the cherry bomb. They taste like cherrys while the snozberry bombs taste like snozberries.
ha ha. So I was thinking I wanted to have him fling poop… but this suit, it’s from a restaurant chain!! So I’d have had to modify in a poop flap or something. My gorilla suit doesn’t have a poop flap!! It needs one!! Also … if you had a tail you’d probably play footsie with it too! And lastly.. Gary.. don’t put cherry bombs in your mouth. They don’t taste like blood. But you WILL taste blood.
I just see the bullet flying at Rodney and laugh at its futility.
That bullet needs to go back and read the whole Silencio arc. LOL
the smoke figure Dornail made he he he….and all the random things thrown at Rodney is just great, and his evil laugh, so much awesome in one place
I’m pleased as punch!! Of course you want as much awesome per page, but it’s the nature of comics.. yer gonna have pages that rock harder than others!! This one was a blast from start to finish!
That is the most glorious laugh I have ever seen. But they still haven’t realised they are outnumbered. The fools!
Addendum: What is up with the background? I almost can’t read the comments!
When I read his laugh I wanna say I hear the “Bryan Fury” laugh from Tekken. odd… tried to find a youtube of it and couldn’t!! Well .. you know something like that. ha ha. Also the background went fubar cause DISQUS updated to the 2012 settings. It does some funky stuff with your visuals. I had to turn it off to get it normal looking. I’ll tinker with it later if I can, but the new settings don’t do much to improve commenting.
Damn updates that broke the stuff they were supposed to fix!
Heh, Rodney’s insane laugh in panel three reminds me of Ren hopped up on the Happy Helmet in that old Ren & Stimpy episode “Stimpy’s Invention”.
AH HA!!! That’s ANOTHER good laugh for it! ha ha ha. (I love Ren and Stimpy). Anyone else got any good INSANE laughs?
Not an evil laugh as such, but this bit makes me smile nonetheless.
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