Commenting mini game… NAME GIL’S UNBORN TWIN BROTHER!!
Say what you will about Gil, the dude must work out. The few shreds of intact muscle tissue seem to be pretty defined. Do what you can with what you got, I guess.
So, dead twin dead twin dead twin… How about Scheuermann? Y’know, after that disorder which screws up the skeletal structure, leading to kyphosis (AKA “being a hunchback”). Seems appropriate. Or just “Sherman,” for the abbreviated version.
I thought it’d be awesome to have his little arms be really cut up looking. He probably swings about on them to get in and out of the tub.. chairs.. things like that!
Was this weird guy based on the character from Tales from the Crypt mixed with Craing? lol
ha ha ha! Actually alot of people called it right-Basket Case was the biggest influence on Gil Bates HIDEOUS look!! Also there’s a twist of the ugly pig faces from that one twilight zone episode with the masks.
A name eh? Stuart. But how do we know it was going to be a brother? If it had been a girl, Agatha.
I wonder why doesn’t Gil take advantage of the vast depths of surgery and robotics that would be available to a rich guy like him. He’s already got that chair, why not swap it for a sweet set of robotic arms and legs? Maybe a twinectomy (that thing gives me the creeps!) and a bit of doctorin’ to the face and I’m sure he’d be able to find a nice girl with a fetish for hermaphrodites and tails to settle down with!
I thought there’d be some unwritten comedy in a super rich guy choosing to just be ugly in a giant metal spider chair instead of buying prosthesis or other extravagant rich guy solutions. Heh heh. I still laugh a bit thinking about that poor choice.
The Safety Word, Sara! USE THE SAFETY WORD!!! Also you’d think the divorce would be a snap since one of the conditions of the marriage was a honeymoon on the moon, not in a sex dungeon.
As for a name for the twin…since he’s on Gil’s shoulder, how about Chip?
I’m here to tell you… I LOVE the name Chip for his bro! It’s one of those “wish i’d thought of that” names!
…Twi’lek Bondage Mask? I’m not sure if that’s just creepy or horrendously geeky…
As for…well, Gil Bates. Damn son. How many laws of nature have you flipped off just to exist? Interesting though, his sex dungeon appears to be just under the roof, instead of underground. A refreshing change of location.
Name! He looks like a demonic Pacman…let’s just call him Puck.
haw! So that’s just her super bangs tucked back in that mask, but it DOES resemble star wars aliens. Or devil ram horns. It’s a free world for fetishes so lust as you will.
Also I didn’t make a big enough deal out of it, but the sex dungeon being way above ground instead of below ground was meant to disorient Sarah and make her feel trapped. She was bound and gagged on the way to it remember?
Quadripallergic . . . Raven you are a word genius! You never cease to amaze me.
As for a name I like George its clasic.
haw! Thanks. When it struck me I was “GOLD!!”
Man I agree with Joe England, Gil is ripped in the areas of his body that aren’t hideous fleshstrocities. Also, GAH! Creepy old codger that Wadsworth is!! As for *shudder* Gil’s fraternal mass I’d have to go with… Pustulus the Mighty, that’s what I’d probably name mine.
Bwa ha ha ha! Pustulus the MIGHTY!? Man! That’s borderline Rodney FIST name! Seriously I laughed a bit!
I SEE A PICKLE AND A BLUE BANANA! (LOL) Love how her hair fits inside her pink mask…
Ah! So danny got it! Ok. I was worried maybe it was too much like devil horns to come across as her bangs.
Love how Wadsworth walks out of the iron maiden and his one liner has perfect timing. Good lord you out due your self in every comic.
Haw! Thanks Big Jim! He’s a manservant… being there at just the right moment’s his whole world!
but since he’s still attached to gil, it’d have to be… [drumroll] … backlial! [crash!]
[silence. chirping sounds. more silence. also: windy silence.]
I was gonna say Belial, but you beat me to it. I love that movie. Is it just me, or did the stop-motion just add to the overall creepy level of that flick?
Regardless: High-five for a fellow Basket Case fan!
OH man!!! I’m so glad the basket case fans came out (it’s on net flix if you’ve never seen it). Also .. is it just me or did the Total Recall gut creature look kinda like that too?
Page game #2 do you see the secret skull? Hint it’s not Gil’s Absorbed Twin!
This page is easily one of the most fucked-up things I’ve ever seen. If I ever rub a lamp and a genie comes out that looks like Raven, I’m not making any wishes!
I can’t find the secret skull, but I did notice the half-face on the green building behind Gil’s little Love Nest there.
Also: Does Wadsworth often hide in the Iron Maiden while Gil’s gettin’ down?
No…you know what? Don’t answer that. I don’t ever want to know. Forget I asked.
ha ha. As you saw Wadsworth is in cahoots with Gil’s evil plot!! And for the mental scars… I’m sorry!
Gil’s unborn twin: Curmudgeon or Slag, or maybe Ratfink, and the secret skull is still secret.
Found it. Bottom of first panel: http://img15.imageshack.us/i/20110427ravensdojo00324.jpg/
Sorry Amigo!! That’s a bilboard!
Manglion Gates… cuz they’re best Ganglion-mates
I think you lied about the secret skull just to make us really take in the horror of Gil and Wadsworth! As for a name, I’m not sure… although considering the nature of Gil’s dungeon I was hoping you’d manage to work in a “Call me master!” joke. (You know, Master Bates.)
mua ha ha ha. But there IS a skull in there! And as you saw.. Master bates.. It was really an inevitability.
>It’s not me
…i NEVER tried to obtain ANYTHING using my body before…nope…never :Y
whoops, confused my spoonerisms.
Got to end with Bates hmmm….
Mac(k) Bates for Back-Mates
Found Bates for Bound Fates (meh)
Trehemoth Bates for Behemoth Traits
Striery Bates for Briery Straits
I love spoonerisms!! ha ha. Man.. you’ve done some good ones. I like Mack Bates best!
Also, still waiting for Wadsworth to call Bates “Master”.
We’ll call him Norman! (Jeeves Tobbs was my first quite unfunny choice). I do not perceive a secret skull…
P.S. Dojokes is still brokes.
Alberto, Juanito, Felipe (My favorite), Arnaldo, Grumbles, Griffith, Gernaldo, Alfreddington, Backster, Jim.
And no, Sarah isn’t shallow. She’s actually quite deep I would presume. Quite deep indeed.
She has.. she has… A CONSCIENCE?
The twin’s name? Virgil.
Twin’s name: Lucy, his tragic backstory continues.
ha ha. Support of this joke makes me want to make the tragic back story of Lucy a reality.
Throwing it out there on the off chance I’m right…there looks like there’s a skull in the ‘detailed’ bricks in the first panel.
BINGO! Plague walker looks like you are the WINNAH!! It’s a tilted skull.. with a big head.. but the more you stare the more it’s there!
lol wtf i missed a couple of pages but ive read all the way threw those till this and wtf thats why i love this comic its so weird…hmmm…how about bill it rhymes with gil but i thought hes on back so a name with a b
Whoa… random Scorpius sighting in the last frame. And since I’m having a Farscape flashback anyhow, let’s call the twin Harvey.
Sure am glad Raven had that one last shred of mercy and kept Wadsworth’s Victorian-era junk covered up…
I”m go with …. bob
Am I the only one who noticed that Gil has a thumb on his elbow?
Maybe he still has all his other fingers too, and they are simply misplaced?
Cletus (like fetus? Anyway… I have waited for SO long to see Sarah like that and now the twins and the old man ruins it… DAMN!
haw! Cletus was funny. Saying because it’s like fetus was damned funny!
I think he should be named Jeve Stobs, for pretty obvious reasons.
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