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by Raven on March 2, 2011 at 12:00 am

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Paige is The Shelf’s Girl Friday. Assistant, gardner… all around helpful lass. Also I did a google search because it didn’t feel like a name someone else hadn’t though of… Page Turner is aparently both a a PBS cartoon character AND a porn star! go figure. Anyway this Paige is a sweet girl who helps the shelf. Can’t wait to draw him again. Tune in!! Exciting stuff.
- Fat Badger
  
  Can’t wait to draw HIM again? I thought something seemed fishy with that botanisist… The way she did not castrate Dornail in humiliating manner. That yellow rodlike flower between his/her legs…. Huh… Dornail’s in for a nasty surprice one day
  - Fat Badger
    
    I am quite sure Rosetta would enjoy spending time with him though. I mean… His hair’s kinda like an open book.
  - Kree
    
    Uhh, I think he means the Shelf is the him that he can’t wait to draw.
    - Raven
      
      ha ha. Yes. It’s the shelf. But you know… the fact that FB thought Paige could be a man doesn’t say much for my rendering of her.
    - Kree
      
      Or it could say much for the amount of stock he puts into your words?
- CWR
  
  Funny thing is, Paige looks just like the girl in the Rapsody ad which cycles in your lefthand sidebar…well, not exactly, but it was a marginally interesting coincidence. To me, at least. Look, we can’t all lead the exciting life of a web cartoonist, filled with acrobatic gunplay, acrobatic martial arts and acrobatic kinky sex involving powered gardening implements! Some of us just have to submit comments, okay?!
  - Raven
    
    ha ha. You’re part of that world too. With each spell check I say “Please God.. Let me find every spelling mistake! I don’t want to loose to CWR again!”
    - http://www.needcomics.com/Locus/ Adam Black
      
      You should spell “lose” with one ‘o’ instead of two. That would be a good start.
    - CWR
      
      Adam! Stop grammar-blocking me! Don’t you have *WEB CARTOONIST* activities to do? Go have acrobatic sex with a gun or something…
- Fat Badger
  
  The shelf is a person? I thought it were his/her name for his/her laptop… Y’know like a shelf of books compressed into a laptop? Meh… And no it is not becourse Paige look like a dude hell no… I just thought transvestite when i saw that “Him”
Kree

Yay, another appearance of the Shelf! Even without the lol-worthy haircut, Paige sure looks like the perfect sidekick for him. Very librarian-y. She’s obviously an old hat at quipping Dornail away.

Heh… a reptile offering an apple, how *was* he expecting that pick up line to work?
- Raven
  
  For Dornail that’s a pretty good pick up line. His are usually more blunt and tasteless. I imagine they have a James Bond/ Money Penny relationship.
  - Kree
    
    That’s exactly the kind of vibe I got from this pa(i)ge!
- RedneckNinja
  
  Also yay for the Shelf! A true hero among the unwashed, illiterate masses!
Silvermane

Paige is quite pretty and I’m glad she can shut out Doornail with the best of them (though it would be kinda fun to see him score with a willing partner ^_^), and yay another appearance from The Shelf!!
- CWR
  
  hrm, makes it sound like Dornail’s only scored with unwilling partners up until now – I do know what you mean tho; surely there’s a femme out there in the dojoverse who’s into the scaley stuff…
- Raven
  
  Have you noticed man whores will always TRY for the good girls too? Even though no self respecting woman would nail a man whore. It’s that diligence that almost adds a nobility to man whoring (just kidding)
Deyna

I didn’t think Dornail was a side kick… always thought they were just partners, though I guess Rodney is more in the spotlight. Still, the way the two go at each other, I figured they were equal opposites.
- Raven
  
  Oh they are definitely equals. That’s actually why they are friends. Paige is just being a dick.
  - Plaguewalker
    
    So she is a tranny?
http://randommode.deviantart.com/ RandomMode

Amazing work Raven.
- Raven
  
  Why thank ya!
http://www.needcomics.com/Locus/ Adam Black

From the pun in her name to the book hairdo to Dornail as the Serpent…you’re pullin’ out all the stops here!

I dig Paige. Calm and cool when she dashes Dornail’s lust against the rocks of sarcastic no-way-Jose.
- Raven
  
  She’s a proper lady. So she’s giving him a proper shut down! Besides…Ya know.. who likes to think of the BIBLE before getting it on?! Stupid dragon
D4rk

Is it me or Rodney is somewhat partial to Italian compact vehicles?
Rictorran

And God said “Let There be Blue Balls” And it was painful
Shyamalan

Flours. Stranger Than Fiction reference?
RedneckNinja

This page reminds me of the old Green Lantern/Green Arrow “Hard Traveling Heroes” from the days of yore.

So will Bueno Amigo and Gargantujuan ever make cameos? These names you come up with get the imagination going.
- http://www.needcomics.com/Locus/ Adam Black
  
  The man with the bitchin’ Michael Dudikoff avatar speaks wisdom.
Fat Badger

I gotta go read the whole comic again as I cannot for the life of me remember anyone named Sheeeeaaaah! Now I remember him! Oh right the bookshelf head guy!
Fat Badger

Now the book upon Rodney’s head finaly make sense!
Plaguewalker

Rosa’s story, huh?

I wonder if she’s some sort of black magic construct crafted by Fire Eyes to control our favorite gun-fu ninja…
- Fat Badger
  
  …. O.o That would be so fucking AWESOME!!! I hope you’re right! And somehow also that you are not… Though I doubt Fire Eyes is capable of black magic… More like lightish red magic.
  - Plaguewalker
    
    …wasn’t her dress lightish red? >.>
    - Fat Badger
      
      Nono I mean the colour of his magic… his magic ain’t black but rather lightish red.
kuehnau

Every once and awhile I notice this red thing where Rodney’s neck should be, is he wearing a collar or what?
- Fat Badger
  
  It’s a Bow
- CWR
  
  In case you think he’s joking, he’s not. It really is a bow around his neck.

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