A. Dig my sweet ass holiday banner. Not enough people love the holiday of gluttony.

B. Fakesgiving. I thought it was a common concept, but I find myself explaining it alot so here you go: Fakesgiving is all the gatherings you have BEFORE thanksgiving to eat and eat and eat so that your REAL thanksgiving may  be spent with family. So grab your friends, EAT shit tons of food and celebrate several Fakesgivings!