Sarah pulls St. Zano’s hottest librarian in for a MORE than friendly exchange! She KNOWS what Rosetta wants.. but she’s going to make her SAY it..
A steamy Rosetta can’t help herself and admits she wants Sarah…. to save her.
Sarah, turns to the confused Vagpire and tells him that men always praised her ability to jerk off a cock. Unleashing a frenzied five finger fu upon his undead dong. It’s Jackarate!
That praise turns out to be much more literal than our Vagpire friend probably would have liked as Sarah rips his dick off and jams it in his heart!!
Still reeling from the assault, the Vagpire is powerless to prevent Sarah from hurling him out the window of Rosetta’s apartment!!!
The world’s baddest bitch then turns to “eyeball” and demands he ALSO hand over his water maker.
Which understandably sends our Eyeball headed friend into a terror filled cry of opposition to the command.
UP NEXT: HEART ACHE!!
Sarah wake up!!
Rosetta shakes her friend awake to tell her that there’s a vagpire licking away on her!! The menacing Vagpire and the strange eye ball creature menace the two ladies!!
But really they don’t know who they’re messing with… The drunken Sarah INSTANTLY gains control of the situation. Enthusiastically burying the Vagpire deep in her woman hood she rattles off a plan to turn this sex into PROFIT!!!
At least that WOULD have been the plan! This Vagpire’s oral is totally anal. It’s butt! He’s just not good enough for Sarah’s needs!! So it’s off with the pants and out with the cock!
Sarah Lee then turns her advances towards the most sextiest libarian, Rosetta Stone… Lip to lip a kiss seems imminent as the stunned Vagpire and monster look on in shock! Things have gone completely OPPOSITE of how they expected!! Sarah all the while getting handy with the vampy weenie…
UP NEXT: It’s not what it seems………..
YOWZA!!! THIS DAMN PAGE! We waited MUCH too long for it!! And the bullshit’s STILL not over! But alas— Let’s talk about that in a moment!
ISSUE 20 OPENS WITH A FLASH BACK!!
It’s a pre-mind wipe flash back as we join Rodney and THE INVINCIBLE MR. BASTARD in their endeavor to wipe out a clan of vampires!! Being an immortal Mr. Bastard isn’t going down that easy and Rodney’s hurling vampires left and right.
Of course that’s a problem! Vampires don’t die from mere physical abuse! Rodney’s irresponsibility is chastised by the immoral immortal as her reminds him you MUST STAKE A VAMPIRE’S HEART TO KILL HIM!
But for Rodney that’s too boring!!
He’s been throwing his vampires into the sun.
Mr. Bastard is as speechless as he can be.
With the vampire brood wiped out the 2 heroes look upon the rising sun and Mr. Bastard tells Rodney about the ONE vampire he’s never been able to kill! The menstrual blood vampire!! A vampire that feeds exclusively on period blood and has always eluded Mr. Bastard…
An awe struck Rodney takes it in… “VAGPIRE”
UP NEXT: VAGPIRE!!!
Now about that BULLSHIT I mentioned! The bullshit that has taken me away for a month. It’s not entirely wrapped up. I’m still fighting with the utility companies to and messing with various things that are involved in my move… I’m STILL fighting with the web host I was PLANNING to abandon. Turns out I’m kinda locked in for a year.. I was convinced to try a “pay when you need it” IT service they offer and there’s been some work done there. I had to delete some sites (sorry kick button fans, raven perez fans.. those sites had to go). But also there is a potential that the dojo may not post your comments right away? not 100% certain yet. You may still encounter some goofy stuff. My apologies in advance. I simply couldn’t wait any longer to get crackin’ on the new issue. My thanks for your patience.
So first off–Sorry for keeping you in the dark since the last update. I generally like to keep you posted, but I kinda thought I could pull this one off a little easier than it seems like it’s gonna end up being. The dojo’s being held up by 2 things right now: I am actually moving to a new apartment and am jumping through the various hoops that entails, but far MORE importantly–Raven’s Dojo itself is going to move hosts soon. That and every single website that I host (dragonfan.net, ravenperez.com, kickbutton.com, etc., etc.). That last one’s the real kicker…. in 17 years I’ve only ever had the one webhost, but apparently things have finally gone shitty with them so I’m getting ready to pull up tent pegs and move everything to a new host. There’s a bit of a learning curve as I have to read up on how to transfer everything over so I don’t lose the structure and posts and stuff I’ve created over the years.
What’s that mean for you? Superficially not a single thing. You won’t really notice anything except possibly performance improvements since my host had actually taken to throttling the site and blacking out service here and there. I’m not entirely sure how DISQUS will handle things, although I’ll be doing everything I can to make sure that your comments are carried over if at all possible.
Anyway both the actual physical move AND moving the dojo (and my network of websites) are huge pains in the ass. I’d rather not be dealing with either honestly but thems the breaks. Hopefully they won’t take too much more of a bite out of the updates and I’ll do my best to keep you in the know. Wish me luck!
P.S. If you see something funky or weird looking—it’s likely just me messing with things as I prep for the move. No need to fear!
P.P.S. It has been brought to my attention the store for Raven’s Dojo book 1 was being blocked by a plug in I was using!! DOH!!! That is fixed now. You can get your copy of Book One once more!!
Hello my patient pals! WELL for a while the back issue navigation page was pretty borked!! Anyway when it comes to doing lame o web stuff and making comics I always want to make comics instead. But that’s NOT awesome for you fine folks when it comes time to go back through your favorite issues of old. So my apologies for waiting so long to fix the links.
I did a bit more than simply fix the old links. I went back and updated every single issue I was missing with a new title card. That basically means the Endless City story arc, but also you can now jump to the beginning of the Air Flo story arc with ease as well. I’m REALLY trying not to let things slip, but it’s easy to forget you need to update the issue page when you’re cranking away on new pages. Anyway next up I’d REALLY like to do some commenting!! So expect that while I work on LOCO strips for Adam Black’s Locus: Godslayer page. Which by the way.. if you aren’t reading it’s fucking amazing. So expect to see me commenting REAL SOON LIKE! Cheers!