Speedy Godiva tells the Boys the reason the Bests have been avoiding them was to help sell the Shelf’s lie.
If someone was to come into contact with them they were to urge the boys to stop trying to unite the team–at least until Speedy and the Shelf could get through to Rodney and Dornail and help make a plan.
But Bonnie hasn’t been answering her tablet!!! That’s very unlike her!
Rodney reluctantly struggles to come up with a lie but the truth comes out—Bonnie’s on vacation!
This leaves Speedy completely shocked. That’s extremely out of character for Bonnie.
Come to think of it, the entire Rad Pad seems kinda away at the moment.
Rodney and Dornail don’t exactly handle this observation well, but luckily Speedy moves on quickly dismissing it by noting that even they can’t be that stupid (they are).
Well, the bad news is that Rodney and Dornail’s efforts to unite the Bests haven’t gone unnoticed!! And it created pressure on the Shelf to tell the world government the Bests are breaking up in 3 days!
Now obviously that’s not a big deal. They an always reunite BUT in the meantime Rodney and Dornail are on their own!!!
And most importantly–
THEY MUST DESTROY THE GALLERY!!
UP NEXT: Destroy Your Legacy
Ultrat GRACIOUSLY offers his services to the World Government. He’ll seize the Gallery’s exhibits and surrender them to the World Leaders.
By FORCE if needed.
Obviously this is begging for a fight which might destroy the Gallery’s assets.
It is proposed that the Shelf lead the rest of The Bests in cooperation with Ultrat to ensure the Gallery is retrieved safely.
But the Shelf has bad news.
It seems that Meducation and T-Shyurt were it for the Gallery! That’s the pinnacle of the research they could get out of it. And now Rodney and Dornail are going to DESTROY the gallery!
Such a controversial move is causing great fighting amongst the Bests and the team is on the brink of collapse making their cooperation impossible.
ULTRAT FURIOUSLY CALLS THE SHELF A LIAR!!!
But for everyone else The Shelf’s word is gold and they descend into panic.
The shelf risked all his established credibility with his first lie to SAVE Rodney and Dornail!
And now there’s one thing left to do—
UP NEXT: One thing left to do…
Speedy Godiva continues on her point that Rodney and Dornail really can’t be trusted.
The Gallery is full of all sorts of dangerous weapons.. but also powerful and lethal creatures as well!!
Confined by a quantum pause.
Is that really the sort of responsibility you want to entrust to a moron and a pervert?
Speedy continues: Even the good things they do manage to be fuck ups!
The T-shyurt and Meducation threw the planet into financial turmoil these last few days. The housing market and pharmaceutical market have bottomed out which has put many banks in turmoil as well.
Speedy assumes this is the source of a rapid gathering of the U.N. which deemed Rodney and Dornail no longer fit to maintain The Gallery.
Rodney leaps to a far fetched conspiracy theory about a shadow government bent on their destruction, but Speedy assumes the answer is far simpler:
Greed and Fear.
In light of the recent developments the Gallery is now viewed as a time bomb or a gold mine depending on your perspective.
And to make matters worse–HERE COMES ULTRAT.
UP NEXT: ULTRAT’S ASSISTANCE….
Naturally Rodney hits the roof at hearing his team is disbanding in a few days.
Who made that call? After all it’s Rodney and Dornail’s team! They made it up!!
Speedy tells Rodney to calm down and listen–
Simply put the world loves Rodney and Dornail. The world government does not.
They have their uses, but the government considers them too big a fuck up to trust with the Gallery’s dangerous assortment of weapons and creatures.
Rodney is so angry at their distrust he wants to kill them!!!
Dornail connects the dots that their efforts to unify the team at the Rad Pad actually make them look MORE dangerous.
Although with the Shelf their–shouldn’t that earn them some trust?
Speedy breaks the news: They don’t trust Rodney and Dornail either.
Which is why they built R1 and D1 to begin with.
UP NEXT: A split decision…
DAY 4 BEGIN!
We enter with Rodney and Dornail having a conversation at a dinner table.
Dornail notes that he’s pretty sure that one of the Frankenstein lesbians was chewing on his weenie while he slept.
Rodney thinks that doesn’t make sense…unless…
Maybe Dornail’s weenie is also a lesbian?
This makes sense to Dornail.
Speedy Godiva wonders what this has to do with her.
Rodney was just saying that something strange is going down!! They need the Bests but clearly the team is avoiding them.
Dornail in agreement states that Mr. Bastard is missing. No one is returning their calls. Boomer’s acting strange.
Dornail and Rodney get the feeling something big is going to happen and Gallows Eve’s prophecy confirms it.
So why is the team so stand offish?
Speedy has bad news for the boys…
The Bests are through. By week’s end they’ll be publicly disbanding.
UP NEXT: The end of the Bests.