Having given Rosetta her favorite food, Sarah has ONE more trick up her… sleeve..
On bent knee, Sarah lays it on the line! Ring in hand she professes her love! Rosetta Stone, Will you take this woman to be your wife?
BUT BEFORE Rosetta can answer, Sarah isn’t done making her case! She reminds Rosetta that a life with her means last night will be a frequent occasion.
What’s more, This is a special kind of love! Sarah’s not gay or even really bi.. but she’s head over heels for Rosetta. There’s only one thing that she’d love more than having Rosetta in her life… having Roseheada in her… sleeve…
UP NEXT: PAGE 600—ROSETTA, WILL YOU OR WON’T YOU?
We leave the lads and their replacement Sarah and rejoin the REAL Sarah and Rosetta.
It looks like sleepy head slept in. It was quite the night after all!!
HOWEVER A SINISTER HISS FILLS THE AIR!!
The freshly awoken Rosetta realizes ALL TOO LATE what has happened! It seems she slept in and Sarah has beaten her up and is MAKING BREAKFAST!!!!
Strange sizzling comes from the weird forms on the frying pan.
A quick thinking Rosetta transforms and tells Sarah she’s got to hurry right away!! You see there’s a DOOMS DAY DEVICE that’s been stolen! If she doesn’t hurry it might be—-But Sarah interrupts her friend..
Sarah is calling bullshit on the dooms day device. She’s aware she’s not a good cook and quite used to this scenario. But she’d REALLY like Rosetta to have this breakfast. Especially since it’s the one thing in the world she actually CAN cook.
“Mexican Sombreros” (A.K.A. Fried Baloney). A favorite of Rosetta! It seems the dooms day device is suddenly NOT such a priority as Rosetta immediately sandwhichizes the Sombrero.
UP NEXT: THE SPECIAL RECIPE!!
Raven comes to a realization regarding their lack of response for the ad… SARAH MAY HAVE BEEN RIGHT.
A crushing truth sends the boys into a spiral of self loathing.. it’s not easy to admit your faults. Utterly crushed they make their way to the front door, determined to take responsibility for being shitty and get Sarah back.
HOWEVER A MYSTERIOUS STRANGER STANDS IN THE DOOR WAY!
As Pizzabomination slips by undetected, the mysterious lady asks if she is in Raven’s Dojo…
The dojo’s master answers that she is correct and asks if she’s responding to the ad for a room mate.
But it wasn’t the ad that brought her there!! It was a hand drawn flyer crafted by Rodney!! Fighting for food!
Dornail–utterly astonished–realizes that ordinarily that flyer would have been concealed by The C.O.C.K.S. anti perception technology, but thanks to Rodney’s terrible artwork it didn’t even realize what it was!! A happy accident Rodney’s more than willing to take credit for.
The stranger reveals her name and intent–She is Caliente Pantalones. And she wants to live at Raven’s Dojo!!
INSTANTLY the boys do a 180 from their previously depressed state! Sarah’s clearly the horrible person here. Rodney proposes they celebrate by smashing a pinata of Sarah to bits! Though Dornail may have done his own smashing before they could…
UP NEXT: AN OMINOUS SIZZLE!!!
NO NO NO!!! WE ALL WANTED TO SEE WHAT “CAME” NEXT!!! ARGH!!!
It’s a NEW DAY!! Although things are NOT well at Raven’s Dojo! Rodney’s at his limit!! Gun in mouth he’s had enough. Raven rushes to save his pupil, but it’s too late—BLAM!!!
Although Rodney’s hoping to end his hunger rather than his life. Bullets although high in iron are sorely lacking in flavor.
Raven belittles Rodney’s poorly planned strategy and Rodney attempts to reason his way out of his hunger. Isn’t there a way to get some food AND get rid of his bothersome body (always needing food!). He has a plan!!
And it’s working!!! Raven and Dornail look on aghast… They should intervene yet they must see the end result.
Tending to their own bodily needs they head inside for some left over pizza Sarah made (well, Raven is willing to eat it… Dornail not so much..). When suddenly—DOOM!!!
Pizzabomination erupts from his frosty prison!! FREE AT LAST! His crust stuffed with evil!
It seems the pizza went bad.
Dornail, deprived of his second hand meal, reminds his master that the dojo needs a female badly!! Although he can’t see why their ad has gotten zero responses…
Reading it would likely shed some insight—-were they to have a shred of common sense.
UP NEXT: TIME TA GIVE UP!!
P.S. It’s come to my attention the RSS feed is down? Ugh. Lunarpages… I’m working to remedy this situation… forgive any site oddities in the mean time…
When last we left Sarah had just vanquished the Vagpire that had crept into Rosetta’s bed room to feast on Sarah!! A devastating move in which she ripped off his johnson and jabbed it through his heart. Then she hurled him out the window and turned to his underling (we assume?) and demanded he ALSO present his penis!
Fearfully the eye ball monster screamed NYOOOOO!
Then it dawns on Eyegorb (we learn)—He doesn’t have a penis!! Perhaps not the sharpest tool in the shed, Eyegorb suddenly feels empowered and invincible in fact!!
A mistake Sarah quickly clears up by blowing flower pollen into his eyes thus triggering an allergic reaction that sends Eyegorb running out the window to the safety of his master….
With the intruders out it seems it’s time to play as a now pajamaless Rosetta Stone informs her friend Sarah that she’s been afflicted with too much brains as a side effect of reading and is in desperate need of someone to fuck them out for her.
It seems Sarah fits the bill and in fact has the necessary training (she even has a badge as proof!).
Just before the fireworks begin, Rosetta suggests to Sarah she could transform into her super form if she’d like. According to Dornail that’s the slightly hotter Rosetta!
But Sarah’s not having it!! To her Rosetta is perfect as is!! And that’s always how it’s been too…
UP NEXT: !!!!!?!?!?!!?