Sarah stands victorious as her foes are strewn about, utterly defeated. The fight was to save Grammachine though, and she’s not in the best shape. Random slugs from War Hog’s Sperminator have utterly destroyed her aging body. Fearing there’s not much to be done for her she tells Sarah she is at least thankful to see the porky trio taken down. She reveals that the hero bit was an act! They are in fact—The Baconvicts! It just makes her happy to see them put away.
BUT SARAH HAS A SURPRISE FOR GRAMMACHINE!
A crate air drops in just in time!! What’s in it? A SEXY NEW BODY!! A grateful Grammachine is a bit confused as to how this happened!
Sarah explains that Squeelzebub’s car had a computer in it.. and the devil ham had his credit card saved in it’s browser! Sarah did the necessary shopping to ensure that she’d have a replacement for her clothes (which got all shot up) and a new body for Grammachine.
Grammachine is impressed that Sarah even managed to put away St. Zano’s latest terror: The RED MENACE (AKA AIR FLO).
An unimpressed Sarah quips at the ginger’s expense as we hear a cell phone vibration from Flo’s crumpled form–A TEXT READING “HURRY! OR I’M DEAD MEAT!”
Uh oh… Flo ain’t going anywhere!
UP NEXT: ????????????????????????????????
SARAH VS. AIR FLO!! FIGHT!!!
Flo opens with her twatamatic machine cunt! Shooting rapid fire blood bullets at Sarah. Sarah effortlessly counters them by spinning her breasts tassel style to deflect the blood bullets! But her taunt for Flo to try harder is met with a more powerful counter than she expected!! Flo shoots an enormous boot shaped torrent of period blood at Sarah who leaps out of her pants narrowly dodging the attack! Realizing it’ll be best to end this fight quickly Sarah sneaks off as Flo is still delivering the Vigianormous kick.
Flo’s certain she missed Sarah, but isn’t sure where she could have gone!! A poor tactical error as Sarah makes her way around behind Flo to deliver the move that ends the bout. “Breast in Peace” indeed! Choked out Flo lies limp and Sarah’s experience shines apparent over her rookie opponent.
UP NEXT: All for naught?
FIRST OFF– UGH?! HAS IT REALLY BEEN NEARLY 2 weeks?! ARGH!! Well I can tell you I’ve been going through some grade A madness. Much real life wackiness keeping yours truly off the job. My apologies for the delay and thanks for your understanding. I wish I could say this week will be better but I’m not quite out of it yet… Anyway..
When last we left Sarah had executed her own version of the semi-automaticolon! A move more commonly associated with Rodney. Warhog’s legs had blown off sending a pooatized ™ version of Hamphibian flying away.
We rejoin Sarah stopping to soak in her victory!! Unfortunately that’s not all the soaking she’ll be doing as Air Flo makes the scene in a rather rude fashion. Sizing up the situation as Sarah being a villain who has disabled 3 heroes Flo touches down for a throw down!!!
Sarah is NOT fucking amused…
UP NEXT: Sarah vs. Air Flo?!
Flipping downward from having wrecked the Road Hog into the anus of War Hog, Sarah touches down close enough to the face of War Hog. While our chesty chef normal prefers to tear up anus with her special mexican recipes… for War Hog she’s got something different cooked up!!
With a mighty foot plant she gets the massive barrels of the sperminator rotating!! At a full gallop her plan becomes clear! BULLETS ARE ON THE MENU!! It’s Sarah’s own twist on the semiautomaticolon! Only it ain’t her anus doing the bullet spraying (like with Rodney’s version)–It’s War Hog!
But there’s a little matter of the butt plug she corked War Hog’s anus with! Bullet’s colliding at high speed with a vehicle is a recipe of a different kind–ONE FOR DISASTER!
KER-BOOM!!! The Road Hog explodes sending War Hog’s legs (and Hamphibian!?) flying!! FIGHT OVER!!!
UP NEXT: Just remember…