Dornail has grim news for Speedy Godiva—
Wertham is back!
But Speedy has never heard of him. (A statement which blows Dornail’s mind).
She has an extremely strong sense of Deja Vu though. And oddly enough, even though she made sure to numb any pain she might have before she began operating on her back—She’s getting a head ache.
Dornail is still flabbergasted. How can Speedy have zero recollection of Dr. Walter Wertham?
He’s the very reason the Bests exist! A threat so deadly even Rodney and Dornail can’t handle it alone.
Speedy’s got nothing though.
Dornail pulls up an image of Wertham’s face. It’s one of the top 5 recognizable faces in history! Right up there with Rodney, Dornail, Jesus and Hitler!
Most shockingly of all, Speedy doesn’t see a face.
She sees Modern Art (which she loathes).
Dornail is completely dumb founded…
UP NEXT: EVEN WORSE
We join Dornail and Speedy Godiva in her lab… no wait.. what?
Uh… We join Dornail… in the heart of Slaughter House’s insanity labyrinth and he’s looking into a room full of corpses.
Dornail remarks “So that’s what you were getting at Jenkins”…
a note on familiar letterhead rests in front of him.
NOW we join Dornail and Speedy Godiva in her lab.
Dornail confesses that after Jenkins disappeared into Slaughter House the R+D team at the Rad Pad refused to work further.
As a result no one really knew what Slaughter House was exactly!
It seems however that Jenkins never quit working even after he disappeared.
As Dornail wandered the insanity labyrinth the Rad Pad letter head Jenkins used instantly caught his eye.
Through Jenkins notes he learned that Slaughter House was once a serial killer named Nathan Crane who lured victims into his haunted house and displayed their remains (which people thought were merely decorations).
Crane was eventually found out and gunned down, but in his death he struck a deal with the devil and became Slaughter House where he continued his evil ways.
He kept a trophy room which would be his undoing. Jenkins’ notes lead Dornail to the torphy room.
Dornail was able to use the sparks caused by Axe Moth’s Axe and Garret Marrow’s Saw Blade to cause a reaction in all the rotting, gas filled corpses—
Not unlike the exploding catacombs of Katmandu!
Speedy Godiva wraps up her back surgery which she was doing herself (?!). Removing the spinal fusion Iteration 88 put on her.
AND NOW IT IS SUPER SERIOUS TIME—
Dornail has terrible news for Speedy–WALTER WERTHAM IS BACK!
UP NEXT: THE GREATEST EVIL EVER KNOWN
Slaughter House exploded and a shower of flaming corpses were sent flying all over!!
Speedy Godiva looks on somewhat annoyed imagining the hassle she’s going to get from her landscapers when it comes time to clean this mess up.
Dornail hurtles down to the ground with a rough landing.
However he’s far more concerned about how angry Speedy is going to be with him!!
They used his secret weakness—WHORES!!
Plus Garret Marrow and Axe Moth just wouldn’t stay dead.
Speedy is unconvinced.
To Dornail’s horror there’s no trace of either of the killers. They have yet again (as is their way) vanished.
Dornail remarks that the 2 killers are harder to keep dead than cock roaches.
Speedy states that while she didn’t really need Dornail to save her, he did save her time (it would’ve been quite a lengthy battle for her to kill Slaughter house) so she’s thankful for that.
If he gets her to her lab, all is forgiven.
UP NEXT: THE VERY WORST NEWS!
Wrecking Brawl mounts Speedy Godiva and begins pounding her face in!!
Speedy is completely helpless!
Or so Wrecking Brawl thought.
Blood pouring from Speedy’s mouth and nose—Speedy spits blood into Wrecking Brawl’s eyes (and mouth!).
Disgusted, Wrecking Brawl stands back to wipe her eyes out.
This leaves Speedy the opening to whip her hair around Wrecking Brawl’s neck.
Speedy barks “No one calls me helpless!” before using her neck to snap Wrecking Brawl’s neck.
As the life slips out of her body Wrecking Brawl falls to the ground (chains and wrecking balls going everywhere).
UP NEXT: Godiva—Victorious?