While Dornail theorizes Ultrat finds Rodney and him morally objectionable, Rodney has another theory.
Ultrat is just jealous.
Jealous he’s not as strong OR SMART(?!) as Rodney…. (who isn’t exactly known for his wit).
As proof Ultrat’s weaker than him, Rodney tells Ultrat to look no further than the sun. It appears mount crushmore and abe lincoln didn’t QUITE make it into the sun! Of course if it were Rodney they’d have gone right in.
Ultrat doesn’t see them anywhere..
Rodney urges him to look closer (setting him up for the kill).
When Ultrat turns around to declare Rodney wrong he jabs his own eye into Rodney’s waiting finger!
Rodney cracks up at how he’s managed to outwit Ultrat! Even an idiot knows staring at the sun will leave you blind!!
The crowd joins in laughing at Ultrat.. who is growing angrier…
UP NEXT: ANGER!!!
As Dornail disrobes he notes there’s one thing even the mighty Ultrat can’t do (despite all his powers!).
That’s make skyler’s mom wear clothes!!
He shreds off the clothes Ultrat put on the milf, which outrages Ultrat!
But Officer sexy cop stops him in his tracks: NUDITY IS LEGAL IN ALL 50 STATES!!
Dornail points out that Speedy Godiva championed the movement that lead to this! Ultrat SHOULD know that.
Well, he does know it.. but doesn’t care. He thinks real heroes should be held to a higher standard.
And Dornail’s had enough of his shit. He tells Ultrat to use his abilities to detect if there’s even a single injured person. There isn’t! Because Rodney and Dornail are damn good at what they do despite the joking around.
Ultrat doesn’t have to be a jerk just because they don’t fit the rules he personally lives his life by.
UP NEXT: Ultrat’s REAL problem!
Rodney is NOT happy with his Ultrat imposed outfit!
Bursting out of his clothes he smacks head first into the super powered rodent declaring his hatred of all clothing (even plot threads rub him wrong!).
There’s only ONE article of clothing Rodney needs… his iconic and legendary red bow tie–
It’s become a symbol that strikes fear in the hearts (and poop into the pants) of evil everywhere. Like an all red rainbow to remind you that Rodney could wipe everyone out if he wanted—But he won’t!
ALL HE WANTS IS TO HAVE FUN AND CRUSH EVIL–FOREVER!!
UP NEXT: Clothes don’t make the dragon…
Ultrat continues his display of massive power!!
Dornail drops a tongue twister describing the feat of Ultrat using his lightning breath to liquefy the statue of liberty.
Rodney is not amused.
Then Ultrat blasts around the liquid metal at high speeds reshaping it back into it’s original form!
He quickly flies her back to New York then returns to D.C. where he hurls the now ruined Mount Rushmore and Lincoln memorial into the sun using his super power!
That Ultrat is one tough cuss!!
UP NEXT: The reason why….
Given the state of things Rodney and Dornail SHOULD be ashamed of themselves. National treasures defiled.. Dornail and Sexy cop are acting like horny goons.. much profanity.. and Skyler’s mom is pretty naked now.
It’s more than Ultrat can handle as he unleashes his powers!!
A flash from his eyes and his CLOTHING VISION has covered up Skyler’s mom AND Rodney and Dornail!
Then he unleashes his powerful lightning breath on the lewd lady liberty!!
UP NEXT: ULTRA POWERFUL!!